Post by SKYLER BRAUN on Aug 9, 2012 15:57:47 GMT -5
SKYLER BRAUN
LARKIN , SIXTEEN , HUFFLEPUFF , ALEXANDER LUDWIG
PARANOID , LOUD , TEACHER'S PET , GULLIBLE , PASSIONATE
LARKIN , SIXTEEN , HUFFLEPUFF , ALEXANDER LUDWIG
PARANOID , LOUD , TEACHER'S PET , GULLIBLE , PASSIONATE
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Skyler Braun~Jay
Interviewer~Phips
~What’s your name?
My name is Skyler Braun. Yes, do bring your to your attention to the fact that my name is Skyler, not Skylar! Do me a favor and find a way to learn how to spell it, thank you.
~Yeah, I didn’t ask that. So…tell me about yourself.
I find this a complete waste of valuable time sitting here and trying to explain my entire life story to you. Why can’t people just get to know someone by spending time with them?
~I AM spending time with you. I am trying to save others the same fate. So c’mon, get on with it.
People say a picture is worth a thousand words, but I say an adventure is worth a thousand pictures. Fine, since you refuse to let me show you my full potential through actions, I will drop it down a notch and just explain some of my adventures too good for words.
~What adventures are those?
I have so many adventures to choose from. Just tell me a year and I will describe what will probably be the most exciting story you every heard!
~ Why do I doubt that? How 'bout first year? 89, isn’t it?
Pick any year but that!
~The next one?
Not that either, how about this last year, 1994?
~ Whatever floats your boat...
Well, as you know, the games were going on that year and everyone was on edge because there was one student underage that was put into the fire. Now, I know many rumors have been flying around about how it was this person or it was that person, but the truth is it was me. I had to fight my way past a giant dragon and dive my way down to the bottom of the lake's floor. I even tried to save some guy's life and was forced to watch as he died...
~Okay, hold up, that wasn't you! Are you...do you have some mental problems I need to know about?
I DO NOT!!!!!!!! I HAVE NO MENTAL ISSUES AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR BEING CALLED A MORON!!!! Now if you don't mind, I would like to continue answering questions about myself.
~I...didn't call you a moron. You have...a complex...or a few. Great. Okay. Back to questions...about you...I guess.
I would like to get this interview done with that way I can get out of here. Let's try and answer these questions rapidly with "yes" or "no" questions.
~Do you live with both your parents?
Yes.
~Do you have any siblings?
Yes.
~Do you have any pets?
Yes.
~Do you get along well with other people?
Yes.
~Do people find you annoying?
Yes.
~Do people bully you?
Yes.
~Are you okay with that?
Yes.
~Are you a moron?
Yes.
~You’re not even listening to me are you…?
Ye- wait; Hey?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
~You know, you're probably the second most annoying person I’ve ever interviewed.
Thank you, I am glad I am not your first! Who is?
~Hermione, she would not stop talking about…
I can't believe that she annoyed you more than me. I bet all she did was talk about school while I sit here trying to make your day miserable! Some people these days.
~I'm not getting paid enough for this.
So what is keeping you here? I don't want to be here, and now you just admitted to not wanting to be here either!
~You know what, I'm leaving.
Bye!
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NAME- Jay
TIME ZONE- Pacific
OTHER CHARACTERS- Colin Creevey
ANYTHING ELSE?- I am Phip's second!
ROLEPLAY SAMPLE
Skyler was too busy with his thoughts that he didn’t notice when he walked in that Lee had already found a set of clothes that would please his needs. “Well then, if you’re ready to go, then we’ll head off to the elevator.” Finally attempting to think things through, Skyler turned towards the door to walk out when it hit him, he would have to steal a key from a guard. Anxiety began to rush through Skyler’s body as he thought of all the possible ways this plan could go wrong, “I have an idea but it is extremely risky. We are already going to get into enough trouble right? How will just a little more hurt?” Just like before, Skyler darted out into the hallway before Lee could respond. Glancing back to make sure Lee was close behind, he remembered that there is a guard located in the main Lobby. A smirk appeared on Skyler’s face as he ushered Lee to the main elevators.
Inside the elevator, Skyler began to fidget with his fingers as he quickly spoke to Lee, “I don’t know if you are going to like this plan so I am going to hope that your instincts are fairly strong. Don’t bother asking what the plan is; I am afraid if I tell you, you will disagree with the plan and we will reach the Lobby with no idea what we are going to do!” Skyler’s focus traveled from Lee’s face down to the buttons declaring what floor he wished to request. Skyler hit the button marked ‘L’ and the elevator jerked into motion. Skyler pointed towards the random key slot in position of where one of the floor levels should be. Above it was floor B9 which was the basement of the hospital. Below it was B11 which contained the generators to the entire West Wing of the hospital. “This is the security level. All things that need to be locked up go here. The only thing that will stand in our way down there is Jean and Spark, the Bulldog. They are the ones who patrol the lower levels of the wing. If we are lucky, they will be doing an hourly checkup on the generators!” Skyler clenched his fingers in fear. He wanted nothing more than to get in and out of the room as quickly as possible.
The elevator was quickly approaching the Lobby. “You better hope we don’t get busted. You happen to just get fired and now you are going to get me fired too! I swear if anything goes wrong, it’ll only be a matter of seconds before the Ministry arrives! With all the stupid upgrades they made on the building, you can’t even exit the front door without a huge alarm going off!” The light flickered for level two and the doors opened up. It was Nurse Jennifer! Skyler cleared his throat, “Hello Nurse Jennifer, it seems you two have meet. Yes Lee, this is Nurse Jennifer. Nurse Jennifer, Lee. Now if you excuse us, it is about time we get going! Tata! If you have any concerns, talk to Doctor Michael! Bye! The doors shut and the elevator resumed its usual speed. “That was close! Why do you know her? She could have ruined everything. She is going to fire me just for closing the doors on her!”
There was a beep and the doors revealed the Lobby full of movement. It must have been rush hour because there was about thirty or so patients waiting to get onto the elevators! If it weren’t for all the people, the room would have looked rather large; all we could see were the angry faces of the injured trying to make their way to the elevators and stairs! Skyler, in a low voiced, whispered to Lee, “Follow me, let’s wait for the crowd to empty out of the halls. I guaranty you you are going to need all the space you can get!” Out of the corner of his eyes, Skyler spotted three unoccupied seats on the other side of the Lobby. Everyone was too focused on getting upstairs that no one bothered to sit down. “Act natural. Don’t draw any employees’ attention!”
Skyler laid his head on his hands to give him time to think. He thought the plan through step by step to make sure it was full-proof. It took about a half-an-hour for the room to empty out, for which that time Skyler sat in silence. The only people left were Skyler, Lee, and the guard. Skyler looked around just to make sure no one was in ear shoot. Then he turned to Lee and whispered, “When I yell, run to the elevator and push the down arrow! We don’t have time for questions!” Skyler checked his pants for his wand, took a deep breathe, and stood up from the seat. Before Skyler did what was probably the stupidest thing to do in front of a Ministry employee, he whispered to Lee, “Start walking over now.”
Skyler turned to the officer and yelled, “Sir! Sir! That kid! He has a security key! He stole it! What are you doing! He is getting away!” The fat officer got up from his seat and made a run towards Lee! Skyler imagined the look of terror on Lee’s face right now! As soon as the doors to the elevator opened and the officer was in shot, Skyler reached for his wand and chanted the words, “Stupefy!” With a loud crash, the officer hit the floor and Skyler’s eyes met Lee’s. “Let’s go!”