HAYES, kenneth

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"For you? Haha. Of course."

"Alright, so, I need you to answer a few questions that weren't on your resume. If you could just sit-"

"Yeeah, actually, sorry babe, I'm busy after all."

"You don't have a choice."

"Ah hell. Is this one of those uh, "decrees" or whatever, because it's Saturday, and I got a life."

"Kenneth sit down!"

"Okay, okay, gees. Domineering women they hire for these things."

"Are you done?"

"With this interview?"

"With being annoying?"

"Oh, no. Definitely not."

"Fabulous. Lets start at the beginning. Tell my something about your childhood."

"I was a child."

"Something I wouldn't know?"

"I wanted to be an astronaut."

"Any particular reason that didn't happen?"

"Well, ya know, i was a kid. You wanna be an astronaut, a rock star, a king, a wizard. I got the last one so i figured I was set."

"So, why did you decide to become a teacher?"

"Okay, alright, so this is gonna sound really bad. Like REALLY bad. I lost a bet."

"You lost.. a bet.."

"Yeah, you know what those are, right?"

"Right. What house were you in at school?"

"Gryffindor, ain't it obvious?"

"Completely. And you were known at school for getting into quite a bit of trouble it seems?"

"I've had a few detentions."

"What exactly would you constitute as a few, Mr. Hayes?"

"Uhh... how many did I have again?

"Never mind. What about your personal life? Are you in a relationship?"

"Haha, I would ask if you're single here, but I'm not into hags."

"Right. No children either then.. I'd hope."

"You're a very nosy hag, ya'know that? But nahh."

"This would go a lot faster if you answered the questions and refrained from insulting me."

"But you make it so easy."

"And they HIRED you here?"

"Yeup. Are you doubting my smartitude? I know my stuff."

"What subject do you teach?"

"Now I KNOW that was on my resume- but astrology. Look, I gotta go. Like I said, Sa-tur-day. Attractive young professor. Life. I'll catch you around."

"I doubt it."

"Good. Cause I REALLY wasn't looking forward to that."

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